Chinese Recession

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Added by January 8, 2016

Question: why did China shut down its stock market after only a half hour? Answer: Because a Chinese stock market crash is not very filling. You swallow a 7% decline, and a half hour you’re hungry for another one. Ba-da Bump! Don’t everybody groan at once. Next question. Would you be surprised if Donald Trumps campaign planted the Muslim protesters at its rally? I would be surprised if he didn’t. Great way to rally the Islama-phobes.

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